Unintelligent dog exploiters sue less unintelligent dog exploiters

A group of Hollywood dog owners are suing pet training centre Hollywood Paws for what they see as an unacceptably low rise in their pet's levels of superstardom since graduating.


A dog, earlier

To be fair here, I don't think it's the dog college's fault entirely so much as it's the continual lowering of the standards of entry to dog college. Used to be that only the smartest dogs went to college, nowadays any old mutt can get in. This leaves the top level dog jobs (getting shot in to space by Russians, Lassie etc) hugely oversubscribed whilst menial dog jobs (chasing things, barking) are left unfilled.

Added to this (and this is just my opinion) dogs of today are far more interested in college as an excuse to leave home and smell each other.

I mean, really. Wouldn't it just be easier for the government to extract money directly from the wages of morons and distribute it evenly around the insane enterprises (dog college, faberge egg purchasing, scientology, etc)?

Wouldn't that just save time?