We should all fear Tom Hanks

In showbusiness news: Tom Hanks has been voted most trustworthy celebrity in the world by a recent poll.

Yeah I can see this. I mean if I was ever in a situation where I had to buy a used car from either Tom Hanks or, say, Brad Pitt there'd be absolutely no question about it. Hanks by a mile. Pitt's a great actor but for one his eyes are a little too close together, plus god knows what Angelina Jolie's made him do to her on the back seat.

Occurs to me though that if I was planning to lull the whole world in to a state of complacent trustingness in order to achieve some nefarious end, taking Hank's career path is definitely the way I'd do it. Win people over with your comedy stylings, then grab their hearts and minds with some well chosen dramatic turns? Genius. Makes the Reichstag fire look amatuerish (plus Hitler never got to kiss Shelley Long. The dumbass.)

Trust him if you must, but keep your eye on him...