Crimes are for inside, George

I'm sorry to have to report this folks but the squeaky clean hero of the masses Mr George Michael has been picked up by the police whilst driving and cautioned over a drug related offence. I know, I know, this news is going to be hard to come to terms with for those of us who use George as our moral compass, but let's just hope and pray this is a one off mistake on his part.



I mean seriously. Has it not occurred to this guy that he could do all the drugs and whatever else he wanted if he did it, hmm I dunno, AT HOME? How long would Al Capone have lasted if he'd done all his bootlegging in the middle of the road?

George has just gone out on tour. The show involves him fiddling his taxes on stage for two hours. Then, as an encore, he comes out and makes libelous comments about random names from the phonebook.

Crimes in the house please, George.