Fish learn to breath air during underwater Katie Melua gig

Marine biologists have attributed a miraculous jump in the piscine evolutionary process to a recent successful attempt by Katie Melua to beat the world record for deepest underwater concert, as several species of fish learned to breath air and left the ocean. Several fish questioned stated complaints of “Dreary caterwauling…”, and, “Some bullshit about Bicycles in Taiwan or something…”



Professor Lars Gudjonnson of the Norwegian Oceanographic Institute commented; “This event is beyond anything else recorded in modern science. The sheer level of maudlin, middle of the road, yelping required to cause an entire genus to abandon its natural habitat is... terrifying.”

When questioned about the incident, Melua plinked about on her guitar looking doe-eyed.